Anti-Valentine’s Snarky Heart Cat Toys – Catnip Infused (5-Pack)

Finally, a Valentine’s Day Heart Worth Ripping Out.

Is your cat a natural-born heartbreaker? Give them the satisfaction they crave with our Anti-Valentine’s Day Cat Toys. These aren’t those mushy, sentimental hearts—these are for the kitties who prefer chaos over cuddles and catnip over Cupid.

We’ve taken the classic conversation heart and given it a much-needed reality check. Stuffed with premium catnip (because for cats, love really is a drug), these toys are perfect for batting, pouncing, and showing the world how your cat really feels about romance.

The "Single & Bitter" Specs:

• The Pack: You get five (5) stuffed hearts—enough to litter your floor with rejected affection.

• The Snark: Each pack features a mix of embroidered insults: Bite Me, Meh, You Wish, Love Stinks, and No Way.

• The High: Loaded with potent catnip to trigger that "zoomie" energy.

• The Quality: Proudly Made in the USA, kitty-tested, and built to withstand even the most cynical claws.

• The Aesthetic: Bright, assorted colors that look great as "Spring Decor" while your cat systematically tries to destroy them.

Listing is for one Pack of 5 toys. Because one rejection just isn't enough.